TT9?: Jazz and Skillz

[bballfan72031]

When I started flows, just one year's past
Thought I'd have some good opponents, it'd be a blast
But it appears that role was miscast
So all of you, get prepared to breathe your last

One more time, I step up to the mic
Fresh Skillz gettin ready to strike
Gonna rock it like this, points takin a spike
So the rest of y'all, just take a hike

I go hard at both ends like Deion
And while I'm getting larger like Leon y'all look like a bunch of peons
Just 48 minutes, but to y'all it seems like eons
You're gonna get whooped; I think that's something we can agree on

So believe it; fuck, I guarantee it
On a scoring spree, drainin shots from da top of da key
And when you see it, shit, get on your knees and plea
Nike's goin all the way, now say it with me

When I step on the court and see all the fans
It's all on me, got the ball in my hands
I think: this is why I love City Slam
Now I want all of you to know who I am
Want you to know who's the best
Want you to know y'all can't contest
Want you to know this league's my show
Finals 2007, let's get ready to go!

AND1, get prepared to be outdone
and some, this shit's just begun
So go run home to your mommy
'cause Jazz is comin straight at ya like a tsunami

Quick as lightning, strong as an ox
Drive by y'all, or post up on the right or left blocks
It's the truth, I'm not spitting no crock
Rockin this league, but it isn't a shock

It's a walk in the park, I live for basketball
I strike like a shark when y'all I maul
Yet you still try to trash talk it up, just sounds like squall
So put a sock in it, 'cause you know you're gonna fall

Now my talent makes me a beast
When I play, on y'all I feast
All over, beating y'all from west to east
Nike's going all the way, the rest are deceased

When I step on the court and see all the fans
It's all on me, got the ball in my hands
I think: this is why I love City Slam
Now I want all of you to know who I am
Want you to know who's the best
Want you to know y'all can't contest
Want you to know this league's my show
Finals 2007, let's get ready to go!

[phillyphan]

This is probably the single best trash talk ever for CSSL. Looks like you put a ton of effort into it because its all your own words, and it flows. The rhymes were great and it was crazy fun to read. Trying to make it difficult on me to choose a TT/Rapper of the Year.

3 points awarded.

[bballfan72031]

Sweet! Thank ya very, very much man.