Post by mmisk27 on Nov 9, 2005 12:38:07 GMT -5
I'm not gonna do this like a song
seem kinda goofy and just plain wrong.
This is trask talk, easy as that
Gonna make you my b*tch in this little chat.
You knew this was coming, it had to be heard
The best player ever....The Machine! WORD!
There is no doubt, he can do it all
Now shut the f*ck up and give him the ball.
He's won all the awards as you can see
From all CSSL to league MVP!
He's Jordan and Bird and Shaq all combined
No get out of his way or he'll kick your behind.
His D is astounding both inside and out
So stop your crying, don't even pout.
He'll block your sh*t, he owns the lane
Like a zit that won't pop, he's that kind of pain.
He guards the court like a rabid dog
Make you so scared that you'll drop a log.
He's just that good, don't be annoyed
Sticks on you *ss like a hemorrhoid.
You want to talk tough, I know, I feel ya
but it all comes out sounding like diarrhea.
All you posers and wanna be's
say "won't you vote for my guy, PLEASE!"
I've heard you guys talking all that smack
but i've seen you players and they're all whack!
We all know just who is the best
If you ain't The Machine, you flunked the test.
Talk all you want, your words don't mean sh*t
Check Machine's stats, this boy's the shizznit
Words cannot say how good he's become
Everyone knows it, this guy's number one!
He's mean, he brutal, he totally ruthless
You can't help but to feel useless.
He's gonna make you pee your pants
Do you want to take that chance?
He's a one man highlight show
He be fast and you be slow
Call your mama, call the Marines
You'll need that and more, to stop The Machine!
The Machine is a star, a hero, a stud
Compared to him, your boy is a dud.
So get the f*ck out of here, your guy's a bum
The age of The Machine has finally come!
seem kinda goofy and just plain wrong.
This is trask talk, easy as that
Gonna make you my b*tch in this little chat.
You knew this was coming, it had to be heard
The best player ever....The Machine! WORD!
There is no doubt, he can do it all
Now shut the f*ck up and give him the ball.
He's won all the awards as you can see
From all CSSL to league MVP!
He's Jordan and Bird and Shaq all combined
No get out of his way or he'll kick your behind.
His D is astounding both inside and out
So stop your crying, don't even pout.
He'll block your sh*t, he owns the lane
Like a zit that won't pop, he's that kind of pain.
He guards the court like a rabid dog
Make you so scared that you'll drop a log.
He's just that good, don't be annoyed
Sticks on you *ss like a hemorrhoid.
You want to talk tough, I know, I feel ya
but it all comes out sounding like diarrhea.
All you posers and wanna be's
say "won't you vote for my guy, PLEASE!"
I've heard you guys talking all that smack
but i've seen you players and they're all whack!
We all know just who is the best
If you ain't The Machine, you flunked the test.
Talk all you want, your words don't mean sh*t
Check Machine's stats, this boy's the shizznit
Words cannot say how good he's become
Everyone knows it, this guy's number one!
He's mean, he brutal, he totally ruthless
You can't help but to feel useless.
He's gonna make you pee your pants
Do you want to take that chance?
He's a one man highlight show
He be fast and you be slow
Call your mama, call the Marines
You'll need that and more, to stop The Machine!
The Machine is a star, a hero, a stud
Compared to him, your boy is a dud.
So get the f*ck out of here, your guy's a bum
The age of The Machine has finally come!
2007 All-CSSL 1st Team 
2007 Most Improved Player 