the bump master

[afromaniac085]

I'm the bump master
and its a disaster
when rapping doesn't go faster
Cause i'm the master

drive through the lane
thats insane
cause i'll give u a bump
or i'll give u a lump

bump1 bump2
Touch me and i'll bump u
Cause the master
and its a disaster
when rapping doesn't go faster


In the gym getting pumped
watch out, your boys getting bumped
in the woods u tripped on a stump
O, look at that rump
U want money?
u want cash?
Go away, i'll give u bash
And a dash of my bumps

Sitting around taking dumps
OOee thats nasty
watch me, i'm kinda blasty
want a pencil? i'll give u pen
and a bump, with a spin
Wanna try it again?

Cause i'm the bump master
and its a disaster
when rapping is covered in plaster
Whos hte master?


I'm the bump master!
bump one, then bump 2
watch out, cause i'll bump you!

[phillyphan]

There was effort, and it was entertaining I guess. But not knowing what the hell you are talking about really was weird. The rhymes made sense, but........ bump master... what?! Really what the heck?

2 points awarded.