And1

[mmisk27]

It time that And1 got it proper respect
Since most who oppose us ended up wrecked
We were good to start, now we're great
You're a fool if you can't appriciate

Nike says that they're the best
But that Sh*t's old so give it a rest
That was before we made our big deal
Now And1 is better, time to get real

Puma is good, with that I agree
but look at the scoreboard, i'm sure that you'll see
And1 is just better, of that there is no doubt
When we last played Puma, it ended a rout

Why's And1 better? The players of course
So listen closely cause I am the source
We're good everywhere, outside and in
And that is why we are going to win.

In the middle is The Machine
The guy is a monster, his defense so mean
He grabs up rebounds like his hands are glue
Then he'll score on you with a 3 or a 2

Then comes The Hulk, a shot blocking fool
Don't try to stop him or he'll take you to school
He's awful strong if you can't tell
Better step off or you won't feel real well

Now in the 3 spot, Mad D holds it down
Other forwadrs cower, and pee on the ground
He's 7 foot plus and towers over all
You best be scared when he gets the ball

Then we got Iggy, D-fense is his game
Go against him and you'll remember his name
Just watch the highlights as he soars for the dunk
This guy is pure energy, he'll own your A**, punk

Finally the general, Starbury the great
Just try to stop him, OOPS! You're too late!
His shots and his passes are as good as it gets
Our offense unstoppable when he calls the sets

So there's our squad and so you have it
Not impressed? Then you're full of S*it
We're just that good and will win it all
Cause nobody's better at playing ball

[phillyphan]

A player so frightening he makes the opposition pee their pants! That's some good trash right there. Not to mention the whole thing was pure effort and extremely entertaining. My 2nd favorite TT of the year so far.

3 points awarded.