TT8?: Jazz again

[bballfan72031]

NOTE: I wrote this before Jazz was traded to Nike. Please take that into consideration when reading it.


Based off "Ride the Fence" by The Coup.


I'm anti-Nike, anti-Swoosh
Anti-muthafukas who can't play no hoops
Anti-AND1, they anti-my essence
So, check it out, I'm gonna teach y'all a lesson

But I'm not pro-hatas, I'm pro-playas
And pro-drainin 3's like da maya
Porque ustedes son muy muy feas
Y'allz best listen to what I say

Ya I'm anti-Puma, anti-Sniper
Anti-Adidas actin like Vipers
So check it out, anticipate the anti-venom
And move your antibodies to this funky rhythm

I'm pro seein the pros and cons
Pro beating Converse and the isht they're on
So c'mon, listen to what I'm rappin
Here comes Reebok, jump on the bandwagon


Ride the wagon
Now you know you wanna
Ride the wagon
So c'mon and
Ride the wagon
I know you wanna
Ride the wagon
Just ride the wagon

Ride the wagon
Now you know you wanna
Ride the wagon
So c'mon and
Ride the wagon
I know you wanna
Ride the wagon
Just ride the wagon


I'm pro-overthrow of the City Slam nation
Pro-seeing me play on all the TV stations
Pro-workin hard while y'allz are on vacation
Pro-whoopin your asses, yet pro-patience

I'm anti-the anti-Jazz peeps
Anti-following the others like sheep
Anti-no love in the All-First Team
No one looked at the ratings it seems

Pro-gunnin y'all down like with an automatic
Pro-winning it all, which will be anti-climatic
Pro-sweepin the playoffs, this is gonna be easy
Pro-whoopin y'all so bad you start feelin queasy

Anti-any who don't think that Jazz is the best
Anti-the little ants that make up the rest
So c'mon Reebok, let's make it happen
Everyone come jump on the bandwagon


Ride the wagon
Now you know you wanna
Ride the wagon
So c'mon and
Ride the wagon
I know you wanna
Ride the wagon
Just ride the wagon

Ride the wagon
Now you know you wanna
Ride the wagon
So c'mon and
Ride the wagon
I know you wanna
Ride the wagon
Just ride the wagon

[phillyphan]

3 points awarded. Best TT of the early season. I liked the effort, it was supremely entertaining. And I down right dug the chorus. And there was some great smack talk going on, which is what I like to see in TTs.

[bballfan72031]

Muchas gracias.