Awards

[mmisk27]

The regular season awards are now here
And the results are pretty queer
Hurricane and The Machine, they got screwed
What in the h*ll are you smoking dude?

Player of the year, that I can take
Should have been Starbs but your choice to make
That was a tough choice so I can't complain
It's the rest of the voting that caused so much pain

The one and two teams weren't picked very well
Showboats and ball hogs weren't all that swell
A bunch of guys who don't play D
Tell me now, how can it be?

The All-D team is the biggest joke
keep on going, take another toke
A bunch of guys with D ratings near zero
and for that they become a hero?

I don't understand, it isn't fair
but then again, you don't care
My grandma could play better D
Some of the worst defenders in history

If I sound bitter, I am just a bit
Cane and Machine both took a hit
Their D is great, their ratings are high
Neither made D-team and I don't know why

If these are your choices, i'll have to pass
Until your heads get out of your a**
There's always next year if both guys come back
But this years awards are totally whack

If you took offense to this little rhyme
You'll get over it, give it time
I can't help it if your choices were lame
But in the end, it's just a game

YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phillyphan]

Probably one of the most entertaining TT's of the year. The rhymes were great. It flowed good and it was all effort. Calling out some big name players was good. And had some good trash talking.

3 points awarded.