TT5?: Sure Shot

[bballfan72031]

Based on Sure Shot by the Beastie Boys.


Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Fresh Skillz gonna rock the Sure Shot

I've got a brand new uni, makin y'all look puny
My old name was Lupin; my new name Moony
Yeah I was newly traded to my new team Nike
And my flows are messin with my foe's psyche

I've progressed like Artest into a star ya here?
Aggressive as a werewolf I'm wild and fierce
Get ready to be shutdown by my tight D
And watch me drive by you or step back and drain the 3

Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Fresh Skillz gonna rock the Sure Shot

I want to say a little something that's long overdue
The disrepect of Fresh Skillz has got to be through
To all the haters, underraters, don't make me irate
'Cause I'm your dominator, sh*t I'm The GREAT-est

Well you say I'm 17 and I should be slacking
But I'm working harder than ever, and now I'm attacking
You can see my improvement on the TV
Schoolin everybody, I'm on a scoring spree

Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Fresh Skillz gonna rock the Sure Shot

Hurricane's a good player, best of luck to him
Well, except when he's playing me, 'cause he can't hang in this sim
I'm FRESH as a daisy, with my skillz equipped
So watch out, Nike in da house, gonna win the ship

Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Because you can't, you won't, and ya don't stop!
Fresh Skillz keeps on rockin da Sure Shot



Now, this isn't the best I've done, but I was trying to kinda stick to the song.



And by the way, it's HARD to rhyme with uni, so I worked in some werewolf stuff. That's how kick a** I am.

[phillyphan]

Very entertaining. Not your best work, bballfan. But it keeps you at your consistently great level. It flowed really well. And you're right, the werewolf thing was good. I liked that. And the Beastie Boys kick ass, good choice of song. The one thing that could have been left out to me was saying best of luck to Hurricane. This is TT fer crying out loud.

3 points awarded

[bballfan72031]

Haha, that is true, this is a TT. What can I say, though, I've got a kind heart.

Thanks man!