Misfits #3

[mmisk27]

The 3 vs. 3 tourney is almost here,
but everyone's quiet, it's probably fear.

The Mad Dags are idle, their trash talking done.
They know that The Misfits are thee number one.

So bring your sh*t, and try to compete,
We're just that good, you're gonna get beat.

We have the skills, the heart, and the drive,
we're gonna come in and rock this dive.

We're faster than a speeding train,
Try to stop us and you'll feel pain.

We handle the rock like it's on strings,
And when we shoot, the net just sings.

Our defence is like the Great Wall of China
We're long and strong, their ain't nothing finer.

We're meaner than that guy called Stalin,
We don't play around when we are ballin'

The Choker, Machine, and Starbury Rule,
Anyone who plays them will look like a fool.

So try your best and with all of your might,
but in the end, you'll lose the fight.

The title is ours, for that I am certain,
and thsoe who will challenge, are gonna be hurtin'

You might want to quit now and give it a rest,
because after all, we are the best.

I don't mean to sound evil, don't want to sound mean,
It's just we're the best that you've ever seen.

[phillyphan]

I get the same type of vibe on this TT from the last Misfits sequel. Its good, there was effort, it flowed pretty well.

Which brings me to this, the reference to Stalin just really came out of left field. I did a double take sitting in front of my computer it was so unexpected. "Did I just read that right? " was the first thing that popped into my head.

A Communist leader didn't really fit into a rhyme/rap about streetball to me. 1 point awarded.

[mmisk27]

I would hope you would reconsider. My reference to Stalin was in finding the meanest person that I could. To quote an encyclopedia:

"How many millions died under Stalin is greatly disputed. Although no official figures have been released by the Soviet or Russian governments, most estimates put the figure between 10 and 50 million."

NOW THAT'S MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[phillyphan]

Tru, but early 1900's Communist leaders just don't seem to fit into a streetball trash talk to me. I'm not disputing how horrible a person that Joseph Stalin was, by any means.