Trash Talk (Rap) #1: Bonafide

[Desperado]

(some Lyrics based on Outkast's "ATLiens")

His name is Carlito... yeah,
He's got that potion... yeah,
He'll shake you fast... yeah,
or in slow motion... yeah //

Thats right... Carlito Vargas is in the building,
Hailing from the hardcore courts streets in Philly,
Bonafide is his alias... but you can't step to him,
Nike is his team... but you can't see them //

Adidas couldn't see us,
Reebok is next,
Bonafide is fired up,
He's ready to them into that hex //

Now he'll take it from the top,
Bring it low to the bottom,
He'll brake your ankles,
There's no way to stop him //

He's got more tricks than a magician,
You must be crazy if you think you can outdo him //

Bonafide can't be beaten on the court,
Because everyone know he the best,
He's got a sick jumper,
And handles to make "Jesus Walk" just like Kanye West //

Now throw your hands in the air,
And wave em like you just don't care,
If you think Nike is the team to beat,
Then let me hear you say, "OO-YEAH" //

Bonafide is going to leave with this happy note,
Reebok is gonna get spanked all the way to the end,
And if you like all this lil rap that I wrote,
You can start from the top and read it again...

[phillyphan]

Well, the effort is most definitely there. I must say that it wasn't as entertaining as the first one you posted. The last line of the trash talk wanted me to read it again, but I dunno if I was feeling it that much. Not so much smack talk going on, I think maybe there was a reference to someone getting spanked (Not nearly as intimidating as someone getting their head ripped off). There was effort, it was in theme, pretty entertaining.

2 points awarded. Coulda been 3 if it made opponents tremble in their booties. But I don't think it will.