TT1: Jazz

[bballfan72031]

See that guy pulling that crossover razzmatazz?
Read that interview with that player filled with pizzazz?
See that Oregon boy? AKA (also known as)
The Answer, the Truth, the King Jazz

What’s in a name? What gives one fame?
What makes all the scouts say “He Got Game!”
Can four letters explain his arcane reign?
I dunno, but him I’ll attempt to proclaim

J is for 80 jumping and 90 strength
A is for the athleticism that comes with 6’11” length
Z is for 80 Q that lets him zip by the defender
Z2 is for the zoo where he’ll put all the pretenders

First up—Converse, who didn’t have a shot
24 pts, 19 boards, oh and I almost forgot
2 blocks for the big man straight out of Reebok
After that performance, the championship’s a lock!

Game number two—Team And1
They’ve got the #1 pick (who’s overrated and some)
Jazz gets no respect, so he’ll have to command some
Two 1-0 teams, ooh this will be a grand one

Hulk is considered one of the top stars
The fact is, Jazz is better by far
Jazz as one of the top-5 worst picks?
Triple A player at 15? Man, that’s just bullshit

Hulk will get CREAMED on the other end
A inside scoring against C- defense!
You’ll see, starting soon, this’ll be a trend
Hulk’s got no D, his talent’s just a pretense

Okay, I admit, this wasn’t my best TT
But after game 2, I think you’ll agree
There’s no doubt Jazz is gonna be the MVP
And1—get ready, ‘cause you’re gonna be debris

[phillyphan]

3 points awarded. All this trash talking is getting pretty good. Again this particular trash talk was well thought out. The whole thing was like a rap song. Much like And1's. Excellent effort and making plenty of references to your team (while dissing others)is what this is supposed to be about.

[The Rebirth]

YO 3 points is the max. your job will be taken next time.

[Desperado]

Jazz actually did his frsit, and I was thinking heck I could try it... I like Jazz's more than mine tho

[phillyphan]

Apologies to Jazz, props for beating And1 to the punch. Both are still very entertaining which is why full points were awarded. Keep up the good work, makes the grading easier.

[bballfan72031]

Thank you!

[King Hulk]

Ah, I didn't see he trashed the all might Hulkster. Well I'm sorry Jazz but I shat on you.