Post by mmisk27 on Sept 15, 2005 0:43:13 GMT -5
MH - Maude Hanson (Hurricane's grandmother)
GH - George Hanson (Hurricane's grandfather)
SE - Shaun Elliott
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SE - Welcome again to "Meet the Playa". I'm your host, Shaun Elliott, and today we have Michael Hurricane Hanson's grandparents, George and Maude Hanson. Welcome to the show you two.
MH - What?
GH (yelling to MH) - HE SAID WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
MH (to SE)- Oh, Thank you sonny. You'll have to speak up. My hearing aide is on the fritz.
SE - OK. You must be very proud of your grandson Hurricane.
MH - Who?
SE - YOUR GRANDSON. MICHAEL HURRICANE HANSON.
MH - My grandson's name is Michel Bradley Hanson. I don't know who this hurricane fellow is that you're talking about.
GH (to MH) IT'S MIKEY'S NICKNAME. THEY CALL HIM HURRICANE.
MH - Well that's not a very nice nickname.
SE - But it's safe to assume that you're proud of him.
MH - A pound of gin? You don't buy gin by the pound you silly boy.
GH (to MH) - NO. PROUD OF HIM. ARE YOU PROUD OF HIM?
MH - Of course I am. He's such a good boy.
GH - The boys got skills. That's for sure.
SE - Yes Mr. Hanson. He definitely has skills. His team is off to a great start and he has been a big part of it. Do you think that he's going to win a championship with Nike?
MH - Sail a ship or hiking? What kind of crazy talk is that?
GH (to MH) - NO. WILL HE WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP WITH NIKE? HIS TEAM.
MH - Now how in the h*ll would I know that?
GH (mumbling) - Just be quiet you stupid hag.
MH - What?
GH (to MH) - I SAID THAT HE SHOULD WIN IT. IT'S IN THE BAG.
MH - Oooohhhh. That would be nice.
SE - Hurricane is known as one of the nicest guys in the league. What was he like as a child?
MH - What needs to be filed?
GH (to MH) - WHAT WAS MIKEY LIKE AS A CHILD?
MH - Oh, he was always such a good boy. Smart, polite,handsome. Such a good boy.
GH - Yep. Even as a child the boy had skills.
MH - Who has the chills?
GH (mumbling) - nevermind you ungrateful bi*ch.
MH - What?
GH (to MH) - I SAID NEVERMIND, I HAVE AN ITCH.
SE - OK. This on is for Mr. Hanson AND ONLY MR. HANSON. What would it mean to your family for Hurricane to win a championship at the professional level at such a young age?
GH - Well, it would prove once and for all that the boy has skills.
MH - Who's talking about the chills again?
SE - That's it. I'd like to thank everyone for tuning in to this in-depth interview where we learned that Michael Hurricane Hanson is a "good boy" and that he "has skills". Good night, God Bless, and I am going somewhere to drink heavily.
GH - George Hanson (Hurricane's grandfather)
SE - Shaun Elliott
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SE - Welcome again to "Meet the Playa". I'm your host, Shaun Elliott, and today we have Michael Hurricane Hanson's grandparents, George and Maude Hanson. Welcome to the show you two.
MH - What?
GH (yelling to MH) - HE SAID WELCOME TO THE SHOW.
MH (to SE)- Oh, Thank you sonny. You'll have to speak up. My hearing aide is on the fritz.
SE - OK. You must be very proud of your grandson Hurricane.
MH - Who?
SE - YOUR GRANDSON. MICHAEL HURRICANE HANSON.
MH - My grandson's name is Michel Bradley Hanson. I don't know who this hurricane fellow is that you're talking about.
GH (to MH) IT'S MIKEY'S NICKNAME. THEY CALL HIM HURRICANE.
MH - Well that's not a very nice nickname.
SE - But it's safe to assume that you're proud of him.
MH - A pound of gin? You don't buy gin by the pound you silly boy.
GH (to MH) - NO. PROUD OF HIM. ARE YOU PROUD OF HIM?
MH - Of course I am. He's such a good boy.
GH - The boys got skills. That's for sure.
SE - Yes Mr. Hanson. He definitely has skills. His team is off to a great start and he has been a big part of it. Do you think that he's going to win a championship with Nike?
MH - Sail a ship or hiking? What kind of crazy talk is that?
GH (to MH) - NO. WILL HE WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP WITH NIKE? HIS TEAM.
MH - Now how in the h*ll would I know that?
GH (mumbling) - Just be quiet you stupid hag.
MH - What?
GH (to MH) - I SAID THAT HE SHOULD WIN IT. IT'S IN THE BAG.
MH - Oooohhhh. That would be nice.
SE - Hurricane is known as one of the nicest guys in the league. What was he like as a child?
MH - What needs to be filed?
GH (to MH) - WHAT WAS MIKEY LIKE AS A CHILD?
MH - Oh, he was always such a good boy. Smart, polite,handsome. Such a good boy.
GH - Yep. Even as a child the boy had skills.
MH - Who has the chills?
GH (mumbling) - nevermind you ungrateful bi*ch.
MH - What?
GH (to MH) - I SAID NEVERMIND, I HAVE AN ITCH.
SE - OK. This on is for Mr. Hanson AND ONLY MR. HANSON. What would it mean to your family for Hurricane to win a championship at the professional level at such a young age?
GH - Well, it would prove once and for all that the boy has skills.
MH - Who's talking about the chills again?
SE - That's it. I'd like to thank everyone for tuning in to this in-depth interview where we learned that Michael Hurricane Hanson is a "good boy" and that he "has skills". Good night, God Bless, and I am going somewhere to drink heavily.
