Post by mmisk27 on Sept 14, 2005 15:42:13 GMT -5
The interview that you were never meant to hear!
MI - a secret informant who wishs to remain annonymous
SE- Shaun Elliott - Interviewer - CSSL
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SE - Welcome to a special edition of "Meet the Playa". I'm your host Shaun Elliott, and today we have a special informant here to give us the dirt on the CSSL.
Welcome Mr. Infomant.
MI (voice altered to keep annonymity) - Thank you Shaun. I wish that I could say that I was happy to be here but i'm not. It's just something that I have to do.
SE - Why do you feel that you have to do it?
MI - I owe it to the league. I owe it to the fans. I owe it to society.
SE - So what do you think the impact will be of what you are about to disclose?
MI - I think that there will be league wide and country wide ramifications. The fans will be the most upset. Players and coaches involved may be banned or fired. There may even be a congressional hearing.
SE - WOW! This is going to be big. What is this deep dark secret that you want to tell us?
MI - Well, It's primarily involving one team but it's spreading throughout the league.
SE - Come on now. Spill it. What is it?
MI - Ok. Here goes. The leagues best team, those darling little Nike boys are all using steroids!!!
SE - You're joking with me right?
MI - I sure as h*ll am not. I have concrete evidence.
SE - Care to share that with us?
MI - Hers it is (hands SE a photograph). It's as plain as day.
SE - Um....it's a blurry picture of the Nike trainer giving one of their players a shot.
MI - Yes sir!
SE - But it could be a shot of anything. These are professional atheletes. It could be antibiotics, or pain killers, or cortizone. This proves nothing.
MI - Yes it does. I got first hand knowledege that it's steroids. My cousin's wife's uncle's half-brother saw that the bottle said steroirds on it.
SE - This is a joke right? You guys are playing me. This guy can't be for real.
MI - Heck, those Nike boys can't possibly be that good without juicing. If you don't believe me, just look at their names. Hot Shot! He's getting a shot alright. A shot of Roids!
SE - Oh come on.
MI - And the Choker. Why do you think he's choking people? It the roid rage.
SE - Oh geez.
MI - And Show Stoppa is gonna be heart stoppa with as much sh*t as he injects. I heard that he took enough one game to kill a horse. A horse!
SE - Ok. That's it. Interview's over.
MI - And even that there golden boy, Hurricane. He gets all revved up on all them roids and starts spinning around the room.
SE - Cut. CUT! Security. Get this guy outta my studio.
MI - But it's true. I gots the proof. Look! Just look!
----------------------interview ended-----------------------------
MI - a secret informant who wishs to remain annonymous
SE- Shaun Elliott - Interviewer - CSSL
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SE - Welcome to a special edition of "Meet the Playa". I'm your host Shaun Elliott, and today we have a special informant here to give us the dirt on the CSSL.
Welcome Mr. Infomant.
MI (voice altered to keep annonymity) - Thank you Shaun. I wish that I could say that I was happy to be here but i'm not. It's just something that I have to do.
SE - Why do you feel that you have to do it?
MI - I owe it to the league. I owe it to the fans. I owe it to society.
SE - So what do you think the impact will be of what you are about to disclose?
MI - I think that there will be league wide and country wide ramifications. The fans will be the most upset. Players and coaches involved may be banned or fired. There may even be a congressional hearing.
SE - WOW! This is going to be big. What is this deep dark secret that you want to tell us?
MI - Well, It's primarily involving one team but it's spreading throughout the league.
SE - Come on now. Spill it. What is it?
MI - Ok. Here goes. The leagues best team, those darling little Nike boys are all using steroids!!!
SE - You're joking with me right?
MI - I sure as h*ll am not. I have concrete evidence.
SE - Care to share that with us?
MI - Hers it is (hands SE a photograph). It's as plain as day.
SE - Um....it's a blurry picture of the Nike trainer giving one of their players a shot.
MI - Yes sir!
SE - But it could be a shot of anything. These are professional atheletes. It could be antibiotics, or pain killers, or cortizone. This proves nothing.
MI - Yes it does. I got first hand knowledege that it's steroids. My cousin's wife's uncle's half-brother saw that the bottle said steroirds on it.
SE - This is a joke right? You guys are playing me. This guy can't be for real.
MI - Heck, those Nike boys can't possibly be that good without juicing. If you don't believe me, just look at their names. Hot Shot! He's getting a shot alright. A shot of Roids!
SE - Oh come on.
MI - And the Choker. Why do you think he's choking people? It the roid rage.
SE - Oh geez.
MI - And Show Stoppa is gonna be heart stoppa with as much sh*t as he injects. I heard that he took enough one game to kill a horse. A horse!
SE - Ok. That's it. Interview's over.
MI - And even that there golden boy, Hurricane. He gets all revved up on all them roids and starts spinning around the room.
SE - Cut. CUT! Security. Get this guy outta my studio.
MI - But it's true. I gots the proof. Look! Just look!
----------------------interview ended-----------------------------
