Post by mmisk27 on Sept 8, 2005 22:07:05 GMT -5
AP - Austin T. Pennypincher
GA - Greg Anthony
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GA - Welcome again to CSSL's "Meet the Playa". Again we have the very exciting Mr. Austin T. Pennypincher. He is here with the promise that he will behave himself this time. For those wondering, Our normal host, Sean Elliott is doing fine, he has regained the feeling in his legs, and should be out of the hospital very soon.
AP - I am mighty sorry about that. I kinda lost my temper and thing got a little out of control.
GA - Well, our security guard Bruno is standing there behind you just in case.]
AP - You're a big feela there ain't ya Bruno. You knows what they say. The bigger they are......
GA - (interrupting) - OK, on to the business at hand. What is the urgent reason that you are here today Mr. Pennypincher?
AP - A travesty my boy. A gosh darned travesty.
GA - Care to elaborate?
AP - Well, thing are all fixed up with my client Hurricane and then them there And 1 people done dissed my boy Darko.
GA - How so?
AP - They kicked him to the curb like an old tire. That's what they did. Treated him like dirtydishwater and poured him down the drain.
GA - Excuse me?
AP - After my boy Darko has worked so hard to get his game to where it needs to be, them And 1 folks done hired some new hot shot and sent the Machine a packin' to the bench.
GA - Wasn't The Machine playing well of late?
AP - D*mned straight he was. All the boy did in his last game was score 22 points, grab 22 of them there rebounds, and had 7 blocks. Seven. You need two hands to count that many. He swatted basketballs away like they was flies.
GA - That's pretty impressive.
AP - You're darned tootin it is. He lead the whole gosh darned league in blocks that week. And how does And 1 repay us? By signing some other shmuck and gives that guy the starting job. It's criminal I tell you. Criminal!!
GA - So what are your plans now?
AP - Darko "The Machine" Milicic hereby formally requests a trade. We will not put up with this kind of treatment. And 1 said nothing of this to Darko or myself and I'm mad enough to spit bullets.
GA - Do you think that another team will offer The Machine a starting job?
PA - They will if they have half a brain in their head./ This boy can play. He can score. He can rebound. He can sure as heck block shots. And he does something that a lot of other big men in this league don't do. Play the defense.
GA - Is there anythin that you'd like to say to the And 1 management?
PA - Right now I could say a whole mess of things to them but that wouldn't be very gentlemen like. What I can say is if I see one of them And 1 fellas, i'm gonna stick my cane right......
GA (interrupting) - Woah, woah. Relax Mr Pennypincher.
AP - Sonny. It is not polite to speak to your elders like that. I don't think that you want to become close and personal friends with my cane.
GA - No, No I don't. Um...Bruno, a little help.
AP - Yessir Bruno. Why don't you step into my office?
GA - Oh Cr*p!. Get up Bruno. GET UP! SECURITY! SECURITY!
****interview discontinued due to technaical difficulties...again!****
GA - Greg Anthony
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GA - Welcome again to CSSL's "Meet the Playa". Again we have the very exciting Mr. Austin T. Pennypincher. He is here with the promise that he will behave himself this time. For those wondering, Our normal host, Sean Elliott is doing fine, he has regained the feeling in his legs, and should be out of the hospital very soon.
AP - I am mighty sorry about that. I kinda lost my temper and thing got a little out of control.
GA - Well, our security guard Bruno is standing there behind you just in case.]
AP - You're a big feela there ain't ya Bruno. You knows what they say. The bigger they are......
GA - (interrupting) - OK, on to the business at hand. What is the urgent reason that you are here today Mr. Pennypincher?
AP - A travesty my boy. A gosh darned travesty.
GA - Care to elaborate?
AP - Well, thing are all fixed up with my client Hurricane and then them there And 1 people done dissed my boy Darko.
GA - How so?
AP - They kicked him to the curb like an old tire. That's what they did. Treated him like dirtydishwater and poured him down the drain.
GA - Excuse me?
AP - After my boy Darko has worked so hard to get his game to where it needs to be, them And 1 folks done hired some new hot shot and sent the Machine a packin' to the bench.
GA - Wasn't The Machine playing well of late?
AP - D*mned straight he was. All the boy did in his last game was score 22 points, grab 22 of them there rebounds, and had 7 blocks. Seven. You need two hands to count that many. He swatted basketballs away like they was flies.
GA - That's pretty impressive.
AP - You're darned tootin it is. He lead the whole gosh darned league in blocks that week. And how does And 1 repay us? By signing some other shmuck and gives that guy the starting job. It's criminal I tell you. Criminal!!
GA - So what are your plans now?
AP - Darko "The Machine" Milicic hereby formally requests a trade. We will not put up with this kind of treatment. And 1 said nothing of this to Darko or myself and I'm mad enough to spit bullets.
GA - Do you think that another team will offer The Machine a starting job?
PA - They will if they have half a brain in their head./ This boy can play. He can score. He can rebound. He can sure as heck block shots. And he does something that a lot of other big men in this league don't do. Play the defense.
GA - Is there anythin that you'd like to say to the And 1 management?
PA - Right now I could say a whole mess of things to them but that wouldn't be very gentlemen like. What I can say is if I see one of them And 1 fellas, i'm gonna stick my cane right......
GA (interrupting) - Woah, woah. Relax Mr Pennypincher.
AP - Sonny. It is not polite to speak to your elders like that. I don't think that you want to become close and personal friends with my cane.
GA - No, No I don't. Um...Bruno, a little help.
AP - Yessir Bruno. Why don't you step into my office?
GA - Oh Cr*p!. Get up Bruno. GET UP! SECURITY! SECURITY!
****interview discontinued due to technaical difficulties...again!****
