Post by mmisk27 on Sept 7, 2005 10:12:59 GMT -5
AP - Austin T. Pennypincher
SE - Sean Elliot
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SE - Welcome again to CSSL's "Meet the Playa". We have an interesting guest with us today, Austin Pennypincher
AP (interrupting) - That's Austin T. Pennypincher!
SE - yes...ok...Austin T. Pennypincher, super agent for Michael "Hurricane" Henson and he's made a special request to be on the show. So Mr. Pennypincher, welcome to the show.
AP - Why thank you for such a cordial invite. It is my distinct pleasure to be here.
SE - You made a special request to be on the show. Care to share with us why?
AP - Of course son, don't be silly. I'm here becuase that there Nike team isn't taking care of my boy Hurricane.
SE - Taking care of?
AP - You know. They ain't doing what they should. They ain't doing what's right.
SE - Um....how so?
AP - As you may or may not know, Hurricane was courted by several teams. He chose Nike because of the finanical arrangement and because he was promised a starting job. He ain't starting.
SE - Well, by looking here at his numbers, he hasn't exactly taken the league by storm.....pardon the pun.
AP - Well, that's poppycock!
SE - Poppy...what?
AP - Poppycock.....mularkey.......bulls**t. You know what that means son?
SE - Um...yes. I get it now.
AP - How do you expect the boy to get good numbers if he barely plays. It's a damn shame. When he does play, he doesn't even know where he's playing. They got him playing small forward. They got him playing the power forward. They got him playing the center. Poor boy doesn't know what he playing or who he's guarding half the time.
SE - Well......I can see how that can be difficult.
AP - Difficult? DIFFICULT? I'm shocked that the poor boys head hasn't exploded. It's a damn travesty.
SE - I see. Did Hurricane ask you to come on the show?
AP - Hell no. He don't know anything about this. He is such a good boy. Like the son I never wanted.....er...uh ...HAD. He is THE ultimate team player. He ain't gonna complain about not starting or where he plays. He ain't said a word to nobody. But I, as his agent, must look out for the good will of my boy. Hurricane ain't gonna get no fancy shoe deal coming off of the bench is he?
SE - Well I suppose not.
AP (interrupting) - And he ain't gonna go no big deals from that there MacDonalds or Sprite if he don't get to touch the ball. He's a good boy. He deserves the finer things in life.
SE - Have you talked to the management of Nike about this?
AP - Hell yes! I talked to them just yesterday. They had promised me and my boy that he would be starting and getting more playing time. He only played 27 damn minutes coming off of the bench. It's a damn dirty shame.
SE - So will your client request a trade just two games into the season?
AP - Hurricane is such a good boy. He wouldn't do that. But sure as hell I would. If them Nike folks don't appriciate my boy then I want to see him go elsewhere. I want those scoundrels to keep their word.
SE - It is still early in the season and Hurricane was late in joining the league though.
AP - Don't you turn on me boy. You'll get my blood a boilg and you don't wnat that trouble son.
SE - Woah. I didn't mean to make you angry.
AP - You just mind your tongue son. You look like a nice boy. Don't make me hurt you.
SE - Um.....ok then. That concludes our interview with Austin T. Pennypicher, a very unique individual to say the least.
AP - Unique? Unique? Are you implying something son? Why i'm gonna take this here cane and wrap it around...
SE - Hey, get away from me old man!
AP - Hold still you little S**t. I'm gonna give you the whipping....
**interview was ended due to technical difficulties**
SE - Sean Elliot
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SE - Welcome again to CSSL's "Meet the Playa". We have an interesting guest with us today, Austin Pennypincher
AP (interrupting) - That's Austin T. Pennypincher!
SE - yes...ok...Austin T. Pennypincher, super agent for Michael "Hurricane" Henson and he's made a special request to be on the show. So Mr. Pennypincher, welcome to the show.
AP - Why thank you for such a cordial invite. It is my distinct pleasure to be here.
SE - You made a special request to be on the show. Care to share with us why?
AP - Of course son, don't be silly. I'm here becuase that there Nike team isn't taking care of my boy Hurricane.
SE - Taking care of?
AP - You know. They ain't doing what they should. They ain't doing what's right.
SE - Um....how so?
AP - As you may or may not know, Hurricane was courted by several teams. He chose Nike because of the finanical arrangement and because he was promised a starting job. He ain't starting.
SE - Well, by looking here at his numbers, he hasn't exactly taken the league by storm.....pardon the pun.
AP - Well, that's poppycock!
SE - Poppy...what?
AP - Poppycock.....mularkey.......bulls**t. You know what that means son?
SE - Um...yes. I get it now.
AP - How do you expect the boy to get good numbers if he barely plays. It's a damn shame. When he does play, he doesn't even know where he's playing. They got him playing small forward. They got him playing the power forward. They got him playing the center. Poor boy doesn't know what he playing or who he's guarding half the time.
SE - Well......I can see how that can be difficult.
AP - Difficult? DIFFICULT? I'm shocked that the poor boys head hasn't exploded. It's a damn travesty.
SE - I see. Did Hurricane ask you to come on the show?
AP - Hell no. He don't know anything about this. He is such a good boy. Like the son I never wanted.....er...uh ...HAD. He is THE ultimate team player. He ain't gonna complain about not starting or where he plays. He ain't said a word to nobody. But I, as his agent, must look out for the good will of my boy. Hurricane ain't gonna get no fancy shoe deal coming off of the bench is he?
SE - Well I suppose not.
AP (interrupting) - And he ain't gonna go no big deals from that there MacDonalds or Sprite if he don't get to touch the ball. He's a good boy. He deserves the finer things in life.
SE - Have you talked to the management of Nike about this?
AP - Hell yes! I talked to them just yesterday. They had promised me and my boy that he would be starting and getting more playing time. He only played 27 damn minutes coming off of the bench. It's a damn dirty shame.
SE - So will your client request a trade just two games into the season?
AP - Hurricane is such a good boy. He wouldn't do that. But sure as hell I would. If them Nike folks don't appriciate my boy then I want to see him go elsewhere. I want those scoundrels to keep their word.
SE - It is still early in the season and Hurricane was late in joining the league though.
AP - Don't you turn on me boy. You'll get my blood a boilg and you don't wnat that trouble son.
SE - Woah. I didn't mean to make you angry.
AP - You just mind your tongue son. You look like a nice boy. Don't make me hurt you.
SE - Um.....ok then. That concludes our interview with Austin T. Pennypicher, a very unique individual to say the least.
AP - Unique? Unique? Are you implying something son? Why i'm gonna take this here cane and wrap it around...
SE - Hey, get away from me old man!
AP - Hold still you little S**t. I'm gonna give you the whipping....
**interview was ended due to technical difficulties**
