Post by afromaniac085 on Jan 1, 2006 18:42:22 GMT -5
The season is over, the main awards are out, and the playoffs are here. Ahh.... playoffs, time to separate the men from the boys, the fro juice from the mullet juice. What exactly is Fro Juice? If you want some, too bad cause you can't buy it. It resides deep within your loins, waiting to bust out. "its like gold but you can't dig it up" says Julius Erving, one man who swims in Fro juice. Julius may be a doctor, but don't expect him to write you a prescription. Thats why the playoffs are so excited, Fro juice drips all over the floor... so does mullet juice, so watch out. Many ballers are afraid of Mullet juice and cower whenever Bill Russel, Ben wallace, AFro thunder, Dennis rodman or any other man looms above them; because there is no fear without the fro.
So who has FRO Juice?
1: Darko "The Machine" Milicic
He doesn't have a Fro, but who cares? Dominated this league; TOTAL DOMINATION, hes the MVP in my book, The best player CSSL has ever seen, He was so good it was almost a surprise every time he didn't Score 30 points and grab 20 boards. Now instead of MVP he has a chip on his shoulder.... Loads of Fro Juice... can't wait to see him in playoffs...
2: Nike GM
After 2 straight championships, starts off season with #1 draft pick. He signs star rook T-balla. Trades For all-star spike. Now his squad is locked and loaded and ready to destroy Reebok, and1 or puma maybe......
3:King Kong
His movie is getting fantastic reviews, his director is fresh off 3 legendary block busters. Image if we shaved off all of his hair then recombined it in a pouffy afro. Talk about "King Frong"
4: Flash
Just got voted on to the All-CSSL First team, as he Quietly putting up double double's like nobody's business, it looks like this former MVP still has his touch. if only Adidas had a touch....
5: Capo
Star rook, will become the next big thing for Reebok, unless machine and chocker stick around for a few more seasons....
Who has MULLET Juice?
When people hear the word "mullet" they think of hockey or Rednecks....can't have that in our league
1: Tribute
B-U-S-T #1 pick and hes not even starting, rarely scored in double figures, however...if he amazes in Playoffs all is Forgiven.
2:War on Drugs
What happened to the war on the drugs? Drugs won. We lost. Just look at Denver at least Carmelo will be safe for a while.
3: Starbury
Single handedly screwed over and 1's season last year, became MIA for the entire 3rd season, and now is leaving forever Can you say mullet juice?
4: Puma gm
Signs maniac for one game, then doesn't start him regardless of the starter option, then signs the future(who plays 2 outstanding games); the future has proved hes a stud. He will regret this when the future is racking up the points on some other squad. The Gem's next move? Trades spike( the next Elton brand) for 2 promising rooks....he must be pissing mullet juice.
5: NAACP
Disses Donovan for no good reason and gets mad when he retaliates. Donovan's fro isn't that big, but its got its own shape, its own flavor, its own design. Message to NAACP: "Mess with the Fro you gots to go"
So who has FRO Juice?
1: Darko "The Machine" Milicic
He doesn't have a Fro, but who cares? Dominated this league; TOTAL DOMINATION, hes the MVP in my book, The best player CSSL has ever seen, He was so good it was almost a surprise every time he didn't Score 30 points and grab 20 boards. Now instead of MVP he has a chip on his shoulder.... Loads of Fro Juice... can't wait to see him in playoffs...
2: Nike GM
After 2 straight championships, starts off season with #1 draft pick. He signs star rook T-balla. Trades For all-star spike. Now his squad is locked and loaded and ready to destroy Reebok, and1 or puma maybe......
3:King Kong
His movie is getting fantastic reviews, his director is fresh off 3 legendary block busters. Image if we shaved off all of his hair then recombined it in a pouffy afro. Talk about "King Frong"
4: Flash
Just got voted on to the All-CSSL First team, as he Quietly putting up double double's like nobody's business, it looks like this former MVP still has his touch. if only Adidas had a touch....
5: Capo
Star rook, will become the next big thing for Reebok, unless machine and chocker stick around for a few more seasons....
Who has MULLET Juice?
When people hear the word "mullet" they think of hockey or Rednecks....can't have that in our league
1: Tribute
B-U-S-T #1 pick and hes not even starting, rarely scored in double figures, however...if he amazes in Playoffs all is Forgiven.
2:War on Drugs
What happened to the war on the drugs? Drugs won. We lost. Just look at Denver at least Carmelo will be safe for a while.
3: Starbury
Single handedly screwed over and 1's season last year, became MIA for the entire 3rd season, and now is leaving forever Can you say mullet juice?
4: Puma gm
Signs maniac for one game, then doesn't start him regardless of the starter option, then signs the future(who plays 2 outstanding games); the future has proved hes a stud. He will regret this when the future is racking up the points on some other squad. The Gem's next move? Trades spike( the next Elton brand) for 2 promising rooks....he must be pissing mullet juice.
5: NAACP
Disses Donovan for no good reason and gets mad when he retaliates. Donovan's fro isn't that big, but its got its own shape, its own flavor, its own design. Message to NAACP: "Mess with the Fro you gots to go"
